The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Debonair Mad Scientist
Divorcee of Dracula,
We see a tall building, then follow as the camera pans down through an imagined cross section of the ground down into a secret laboratory.
A Debonair Mad Scientist, pours some drops into a test tube, which steams and bubbles. He then pours two drops into a cup which is a cup of tea. He then places the cup on a tray & walks over to a cell where Red is lying sleeping on some straw. The Worf Debonair Mad Scientist slides the try under the bars and beckons wake up. rouses & is hungered by the tray which has a metal plate with some bourbon creams, some chips & some cake. A cup of tea at the side.
Camera focuses on
Monkey Man gets the food and eats as though he hasn’t eaten for days.
Camera pans to Debonair Mad Scientist
Debonair Mad Scientist: Very good, very good
Camera pans back to
We see start to change, growing hairier, starts jumping up & down going eek ook.
Camera pans back, we see the bars of the cage and Debonair Mad Scientist, we see Debonair Mad Scientist’s keys to the cage looped around his belt, we see Monkey Man’s newly grown tail hook the keys & Monkey Man unlocks the bars & clangs the metal plate on Debonair Mad Scientist’s head, bounding over Debonair Mad Scientist and out of the secret laboratory.
We see a New York street, time index October 1859, the street is dank & poorly lit, we see a doorway and the camera moves in & up a flight of stairs, we turn right & go through a door and into a club. At the bar we see Dr Jeckyll.
Dr Jeckyll: Thank you barman.
Dr Jeckyll gets up & leaves the establishment, only to be greeted by raucous calls
Monkey Man is being chased through the streets
Dr Jeckyll acts quickly, jumping inside his awaiting carriage;
Dr Jeckyll: Quickly! Jump in
Monkey Man cocks his head considering the proposal for a moment & then leaps into the carriage.
Dr Jeckyll: Let’s get out of here driver.
We see the coach pull off & an angry perplexed crowd left standing not knowing what to do with themselves, indeed as we watch the crowd they stop moving, they slowly lie down & become as lifeless bodies. The crowd are zombies!
Inside the carriage Dr Jeckyll talks with Monkey Man.
Dr Jeckyll: Now, what has happened to you dear chap? You are not really a simian I presume. Come back to my laboratory will you & we’ll see if we can’t help you out in some way.
Monkey Man: Eeek eek, ook.
Dr Jeckyll’s laboratory, we see jars, tubes & bottles bubbling & steaming away on a central table. The room is a cellar with stone walls. Monkey Man sits watching T.V whilst Dr Jeckyll is mixing potions.
A beautiful lady approaches down the stair, it is Electra. Electra speaks in a heavy Transylvanian accent.
Electra: Darling are you collecting stray animals now? I bought you a drink.
Atop a tray is a glass with some green & orange liquid, with steam bubbling from it.
Dr Jeckyll drinks. Electra moves towards Monkey Man who lashes out trying to bite Electra! Electra stumbles backwards & from behind her we see Dr Jeckyll, no he is Dr Jeckyll no more, but he is transformed, we see a hairy miscreant, wearing a Top Hat and carrying a cane, which is disguise as the cane looses it’s sheath it is a long sword, we see Monkey Man’s head roll off.
Mr.Hyde: One shouldn’t attack one’s hosts wife don’t you know old chap.
Mr.Hyde: Scoops up Monkey Man’s head & places it in a jar. I’ll be back later darling.
Electra: Oh your an animal baby, why you don’t do with me as you will
Electra leans back on a table & seductively bites her bottom lip.
We see Mr.Hyde sauntering out of his house with music and doing some mean tap dancing down the street.
Electra in Dr.Jeckyll’s laboratory.
Electra: You can come out now honey
A hat moves towards Electra.
Electra: Oh you can keep your hat on!
Electra starts groping seemingly empty space in front of her.
The doorbell rings, Electra floats upstairs, promising not to be long & instructing the floating hat ( Invisible Man) to meet her upstairs.
Electra opens the large solid wooden front door, to find a very dashing debonair gentleman wearing a cape & with slicked back hair, none other than Count Dracula himself! Electra looks stunned.
Electra: How did you find me.
Dracula: Come my dear, you do not expect your “Tangy Fangy” to give up that easily do you now?
Electra: I told you, it’s over between us, look now not a good time.
Dracula: Vat? you have company here?
Dracula swishes his cape & the door opens wider, Dracula looks in astonishment, being a vampire Dracula can see Invisible Man & what’s more Invisible Man is naked. Dracula is furious, changes into a bat in the flash of an eye & swoops towards Invisible Man, biting him on the neck. Invisible Man falls down (We see the hat fall), Dracula then changes back, & scoops up the flaccid body.
Electra: Stop, Where are you taking him?
Dracula: Do not concern yourself I shall place him in my nightclub, he will be well looked after, as shall you vhen I return.
Electra is distraught as Dracula changes once again into a bat & flies of carrying Invisible Man.
Electra wanders out into the streets in a daze, she doesn’t know where she’s going in her nightie & fluffy slippers. She ends up at a church and wanders disorientatedly inside. The bells start to ring, they are playing a tune, a tune which Electra feels she recognises but she can’t quite put her finger on it. Just then Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame swoops down from the belfry. Electra my darling it has been so long, I trailed you across Europe & at last I get to let my eyes gaze once more upon thyne beauty.
Electra: Quasimodo my darling, I’ve had such an awful day! My ex has taken off with my fiancée!
Quasimodo: My dear daughter, I shall help. Where has Dracula taken Invisible Man? to his nightclub no doubt, there he’ll get him drunk & poison his mind against you, I know that old rascal.
Quasimodo leaps up through the belfry & makes haste across rooftops.
We see Quasimodo enter Dracula’s nightclub, we here a Cafuffle & then Dracula rolls out of the night club entrance. Quasimodo follows, as Dracula scrambles up & then scarpers away with Quasimodo in hot pursuit.
we cut back to see a hat sway out of the nightclub & be greeted by a be-nightied, be-fluffy slippe Electra who hugs the invisible figure & escorts him home.