Just what is it that I want to do? 

Star in the mopping advert 🙂

Watch female wrestlers, and other female athletes.

have my hair curled and general beautification.

be involved in music video.

photo booth photo shoots.
find nice husband, I saw a nice woman beating metal with a hammer and thought, she could be my husband.

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How to win an election, a. k. a how to cheat the result. 

We hear/see supposed unbiased opinion polls, but how unbiased can they be?

I contend that right wing commercial media moguls are generally behind overglorified opinion polls.
They run a poll, get a particular result, by hook or by crook, thereby implying an inevitability to a result before it has happened.
@yougov are the easiest to pick fault at, their results generally being up to 10% biased in favour of current sitting government. (go back through their “polls”) 

if you predict a result as inevitable you’re already part way to securing any particular result you wish to achieve.

Then you can suggest that particular demographics are “Unrepresentative”, :(), therin actively discouraging swathes of dissenting voices/voters.
When all else fails find a trope from pop culture, say X-Files, BTTF et al and suggest that anyone who disagrees with you must be crazy (tin foil hat wearer), because by advertising your right wing commercial culture, taking the mick of leftist alternative culture..
woohoo, sure fire way to prove your supposed innocence.
It is my personal belief that @britainelects are  unwitting subset to right wing commercial moguls who love “opinion polls”, more than they love democracy because they’re confident that they can influence an opinin poll, thereby predicting a particular result, suggesting inevitability double whammying with cutting “Unrepresentative demographics”, discouraging dissenting voices /voters, ergo how to cheat an election.
(demographics of people who are willing to be polled?)

people who read right wing commercial propaganda (The sun, telegraph, mail et al).

people who believe a fake narrative, because newspapers never ever lie or bend the truth or fudge statistics huh…

 Nirvana Territorial Pissings

just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean everyone ain’t out to get you.

psychology of a boy who’s a girl

wrote a blog, tricky one discussing girl/boy traits. 

But today I am transgender, but would I be tomorrow? 

Well, let’s extrapolate;

women fought for votes, women fought to wear trousers, women ate fighting for equal pay and equal opportunities. 
so, in a world where women go to work and men stay at home, caring for children and cleaning, beautifying themselves. 

Yes, that would be a somewhat comforting world, but then, I like car racing, wrestling, Roller Derby, I like watching women play sports. I like to imagine I’m the woman running fast and scoring goals. 

When I throw I throw like a girl, I don’t have the strength to win at shot put, but when I skim stones I do well, because my body is supine. 

At school P:E lessons were football and when a slim young boy that I was is faced with a 6 foot, muscular guy bearing down the pitch, well I just stood aside. 

I don’t mind if people think I’m a boy or a girl, I want to be me. I don’t identify with male roles presented by society, but I do identify with female roles. 
I can sew, knit, program a computer

I can clean, excercise, drive a car

explore space, make up my face

I can do all these things by following female role models;
Beth Healey, Izzy Lindqwister, Diana Junksista, Sabine Schmitz, Siobhan Reddy xx

Love Haipney

Finding a half pence

let’s away to the shop, 

let’s go out and spend it

I would like to taste, 

one of your, fruit salad chews

I’ll just sit and chew

dreaming the whole day through

catching the dust specks through the sunlit window. 

playing with my cars, beach buggy, hovercraft, yellow dumper t truck

my Grandma has, plastic cups

but they’re so bright and sspotty

dream the day away

catching dust through the ssunlit window

smell the shake and vac

build a hut outside out’ve old bits of wood

yes I failed, but the endeavour felt good 

now I sit and I hold on to my thoughts 

like a cc com comfort blanket

rest me in my early morning reprieve 

specks of dust through a ssunlit wwindow

and as The Monkees say; Daydream believe 

squirrel

what cars do women like.. . 

of course, with the advent of social media and with so many voices, I’ll be castigated for whatever I write. 

Also, I think that womanhood can be desperately varied. 
so what I write is purely personal and not wanting to pigeon hole women, neither would I want to pigeon hole men, but it is good we can discuss such things. 
When I helped out in childrenswear at work, standing as a transgender m2f, with a group of women amd they ask what car is good, there  is only 1 correct answer! but would my answer be the “correct  answer, in order to seal my solidarity with the womanhood? Well, I gave the answer with honesty, Audi, met with agreeable comments. 
Why would Audi be aWoman’s car? should the car be gendered by us in this way? 
Audi are engineers, so we feel that the car would be reliable. They’re economical. for me is the drive and Audi and Citroën can take the bends in the road, in a drag race maybe they lose out a little, but for handling they both punch above their weights. 
I guess they’re not “Womens Cars” per se, but they are preferred by women who appreciate cars, but feel underrepresented by the motorhead fraternity, which paints masculinity with power and lack of need for control of that power. 
good engineering and good car manafacture is a multi faceted design and need area, 
I don’t know if women can or should have a car preference but Audi and Citroën both offer something that motorheads seem happy to ignore. 
When young I liked cars, my fav toys wrre a magenta beach buggy with a flower on the bonnet & a tonka truck xx different cars do different jobs 🙂