Adobe flash crash, bang wallop

adobe flash adobe flash
makes my winxp computer crash
always wanting to be updated
never anything useful, just tediously boastful & over inflated
It will not work with my Android phone!?
Nor with my Playstation, but do I moan
I’d rather live without it, in all honesty
Adobe is moody, selfish cantankerous olde world idealist software
Death to Adobe flash & in no way ceromoniously nor honarary