Weaponry versus sarcasm

In war, Japanese have swords, Americans have bombs, Germans have Doodlebugs, aside from biological warfare, the most appalling weapon I know is the PoleAxe, a staff with an axe, a spear and a hammer, can anyone imagine using this weapon… to smash somebody’s skull, to spike somebody, to chop limbs off… it really doesn’t bear thinking about, this is why the English gave in to sarcasm, it is better for us to stick with sarcasm, if we invent weaponry it is not weaponry anybody can live with… Unless you know different “That’s life”