I’m insurgency

Ich bin Die , meine toten hosen, I’m insurgent,
Call to arms my friends, this is urgent
Flowers love das arboretum,
wmd we call dissarmourment


Just what is it that I want to do? 

Star in the mopping advert 🙂

Watch female wrestlers, and other female athletes.

have my hair curled and general beautification.

be involved in music video.

photo booth photo shoots.
find nice husband, I saw a nice woman beating metal with a hammer and thought, she could be my husband.

How to win an election, a. k. a how to cheat the result. 

We hear/see supposed unbiased opinion polls, but how unbiased can they be?

I contend that right wing commercial media moguls are generally behind overglorified opinion polls.
They run a poll, get a particular result, by hook or by crook, thereby implying an inevitability to a result before it has happened.
@yougov are the easiest to pick fault at, their results generally being up to 10% biased in favour of current sitting government. (go back through their “polls”) 

if you predict a result as inevitable you’re already part way to securing any particular result you wish to achieve.

Then you can suggest that particular demographics are “Unrepresentative”, :(), therin actively discouraging swathes of dissenting voices/voters.
When all else fails find a trope from pop culture, say X-Files, BTTF et al and suggest that anyone who disagrees with you must be crazy (tin foil hat wearer), because by advertising your right wing commercial culture, taking the mick of leftist alternative culture..
woohoo, sure fire way to prove your supposed innocence.
It is my personal belief that @britainelects are  unwitting subset to right wing commercial moguls who love “opinion polls”, more than they love democracy because they’re confident that they can influence an opinin poll, thereby predicting a particular result, suggesting inevitability double whammying with cutting “Unrepresentative demographics”, discouraging dissenting voices /voters, ergo how to cheat an election.
(demographics of people who are willing to be polled?)

people who read right wing commercial propaganda (The sun, telegraph, mail et al).

people who believe a fake narrative, because newspapers never ever lie or bend the truth or fudge statistics huh…

 Nirvana Territorial Pissings

just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean everyone ain’t out to get you.