She wore the trousers and he wore the dress

She wore the trousers and he wore the dress

and despite them being happy, clearly others were not impressed

and they loved and they laughed, giggled in the bath

enjoyed their culture, Wonderstuff bluster Faerground fluster

agreeing with Caroline speaking against Philip Davies’ filibuster

When all is said and done, we’re all individuals, we’re all one

When Nicky morgan can wear a red t-shirt to the house of commons

but Male mp’s must be fully booted and suited

a literal redressing is called for

women will never gain equality whilst they support gender seperation

and whence there’s a bloke in a dress they guffaw