How Women plan to combat sexism

Because we are Women. We give birth and raise children and we will defeat sexism… how? We will seperate the sexes, we will make sure that girls can wear dresses, skirts or trousers… boys can wear trousers. Yes, boys can only wear trousers because equality means implementing wholly sexist policies.

We will not all be Mums, but those Women who are not Mums will back us up virulently,  knowing that anybody born with a vagina can have freedom and choice in how they present themselves, but anybody born with a penis can only wear trousers, because we are Women, we are the gender fascist matriarchy and we will fight for equality by implementing wholly sexist policy.

Ok… look, some guys might want to wear a dress… that’s ok… if they do it in private, because we must push the myth that all men are perverts, yes, we will acheive equality by casting aspersions on any guy who does not follow the male gender norm.

We will acheive equality by making sure that if somebody born with a penis wants to wear a dress, they will not get one that fits them well, dresses can only be made to fit the figure of a woman (narrow definition of “Woman” for sure), because we are women and we fought for equality and the right to wear trousers and now all women shop in the mens section for trousers, and male shop assistants stand and snigger at any woman who dares to want to buy trousers, because we are Women, we are the gender fascist matriarchy and we fight for equality by implementing wholly sexist policies.

We are Women and we have no power, we are not Mothers, we do not force our children to follow gender norms, after all, nobody born with a penis ever wanted to wear a dress and we know this because we are Women and that means that we know how every other Woman feels and how every Man feels.

We are Women and we will gain respect. We will gain respect by denying any responsibility,  nothing will ever be our fault, we can always point the finger of blame somewhere else, because Men always behave like Men, and that has nothing to do with us because we give birth, we are 52% of the population and we all know that a good proportion of Fathers abandon the Mother and child, with all this clear and obvious influence we have absolutely no reason to claim any responsibility for the sexist world we live in, never our fault, never our problem, we are more mature than men and we’ll show this by denying any responsibility for the world we live in.

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